Funny Birthday Quotes

Funny Birthday Quotes - I never forget my wife's birthday. It's usually the day after she reminds me about it. 

I have everything I had twenty years ago, only it's all a little bit lower. - Gypsy Rose Lee 

"We have no choice of what color we're born or who our parents are or whether we're rich or poor. What we do have is some choice over what we make of our lives once we're here." - Mildred Taylor 

Funny Birthday Quotes - The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. 

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Jack Benny 

There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. - The Doctor 

My Birthday! What a difference sound That word had in my youthful ears; And how each time the day comes round, Less and less white its mark appears. - Thomas Moore 

The old believe everything; the middle aged suspect everything; the young know everything. 

"To me old age is always fifteen years younger than I am." Bernard Baruch 

Live as you will have wished to have lived when you are dying. 

Funny Birthday Quotes - Old people shouldn't eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben 

"The greatest comfort of my old age, and that which gives me the highest satisfaction, is the pleasing remembrance of the many benefits and friendly offices I have done to others." - Marcus Cato 

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men. 

"May you live all the days of your life." - Johathan Swift 

Funny Birthday Quotes - You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - John Nuveen 

Funny Birthday Quotes - You get married at twenty, you're going to be shocked who you're living with at thirty. 

By the time you're eighty years old you have learned everything. You only have to remember it. 

"Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago." Bernard Berenson 

A am not old but mellow like good wine. 

Time is the nurse and breeder of all good. 

Grow old along with me! The best is yet to be, the last of life, for which the first was made. Robert Browning 

Funny Birthday Quotes - Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. 

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else. 

My heart is like a singing bird... Because the birthday of my life Is come, my love is come to me. - Christine Rossetti 

Funny Birthday Quotes - Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty. - Coco Chanel 

Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me. - Carl Sandburg 

Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened. Cora Harvey Armstrong 

Funny Birthday Quotes - Wanted to send you something really nice for your birthday. Well, what's nicer than this handmade card? Happy Birthday! 

We are always the same age inside. - Gertrude Stein 

Birthdays are occasions for looking forward to the making of plans, for dreaming dreams, and hoping they will come true. - Author Unknown 

We are one in love and joy, In fondness and in worth, And so as one we celebrate This day, your day of birth!